Change the Ending!

Here's a contest that sounds like fun: have you ever read one of those great literary works, rooting all the way for the protagonist to triumph, only to be led to a less-than-cheerful denouement? The Happy Tales Literary Contest will allow you to change that! Take any work with a sad, disturbing, or negative ending, and supply a happy, affirmative, uplifting, humorous ending. There's not much time; the deadline's August 31, 2007, but there's no fee.