Showing posts with label Deadline in April 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Deadline in April 2009. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Got Bad Poetry? No: Really Really Really Bad Poetry?

This one looks like too much fun! It's the Winning Writers 8th Annual Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. All you need to do is submit a really awful poem to one of those bogus "vanity" poetry contests whose goal is to sell you expensive products and attract you to conferences. (There's a link to "contests to avoid" so you'll be able to find one of those easily enough). After you submit your parody poem to a vanity contest as a joke, submit it to the Wergle Flomp contest. They are looking for poems that are 1) Inspired nonsense, 2) Spectacularly awful, and/or 3) Intended to make fun of "vanity" contests. Prizes:
  • First Prize: $1,359 and publication on WinningWriters.com
  • Second Prize: $764 and publication on WinningWriters.com
  • Third Prize: $338 and publication on WinningWriters.com
  • Twelve honorable mentions will receive $72.95 each and publication on WinningWriters.com
Winning writers and honorable mentions will also receive Winning Writers polo shirts. There's no entry fee, and the deadline is April 1, 2009. Even if the contest is not for you, you'll have a blast reading the previous winning poems.